who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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