Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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