i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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