She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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