just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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