PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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