Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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