can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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