I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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