im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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