We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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