She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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