She is in my trunk
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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