Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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