just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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