Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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