Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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