Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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