i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
