I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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