So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
pray to the hookup gods
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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