Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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