butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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