He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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