Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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