her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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