It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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