Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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