Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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