I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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