Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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