and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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