I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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