I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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