the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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