maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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