some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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