jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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