Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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