How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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