By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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