the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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