Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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