It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
