Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
