i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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