is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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