how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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