Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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