People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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