You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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