He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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