Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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