p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
time to smoke my breakfast
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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