So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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