I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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