can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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